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【Can you believe it, 20 albums at 75!? From U.D.O.’s superhuman milestone to FFDP and Metallica’s tour madness, it’s a roaring metal dispatch!】 Hey hey hey, the ringing in my ears won't stop! I’m Johnny Thunderstone, the rock maniac whose neck bones are screaming from headbanging too hard in front of a wall of Marshalls last night! I’ve got 98 black band tees in my closet and not a single outfit fit for a wedding or a funeral, and I’m back this week to slam you with some blood-pumping, soul-stirring heavy metal news! ### Is He a Steel Cyborg?! U.D.O.’s Jaw-Dropping Triple Milestone First off, the second I saw this news, I let out a literal "Whoa!?" on my commuter train and got double-takes from the salaryman next to me. That’s how completely blown away I was. …