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【Metallica's Massive Tour Keeps Rolling With Angus Young Signing A "Baby"!? Rock's Global Underworld Is Running Wild At Full Blast This Week Too!】 What's up, everyone! I'm Johnny Thunderstone, your resident rock-obsessed writer whose brain has been blasted to the point where I can't tell the difference between cicadas buzzing and chronic tinnitus from standing too close to the front-row speakers at live shows! I opened my closet this morning only to find it packed exclusively with black band t-shirts, leaving me staring blankly at the ceiling wondering, "Did my life's color settings just glitch out?" But blast-blasting maniacs across the globe are still out here dropping noisy news at full throttle today. You ready to headbang? Slap some salonpas on your neck and let's roll! --- …