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【Buy it now, everyone! The golden early era of Hanoi Rocks is finally united! A box set given the thumbs-up by Michael Monroe that will have every rocker trembling in their sleep!】 Hey hey hey! All you rock maniacs across the country who woke up this morning, opened your closets, and fell into total despair because they only hold black skinny jeans and band tees with stretched-out necklines—are you alive?! It's Johnny Thunderstone! That ringing in your ears isn't from blasting your amp too loud; it's the god of rock screaming through a megaphone right in your ear! A crazy, blistering hot wind has blown all the way from Finland to shatter the eardrums of this battered author! That legendary pioneer of sleaze glam hard rock, **Hanoi Rocks**, has officially announced the release of a box set covering the band's golden early era titled '**The Complete Collection 1981-1984**'!! Wait just a second, 1981 to 1984?! That means the most beautiful, most dangerous, and most supremely glamorous miraculous moments in rock 'n' roll history are getting packaged up all in one go. If there's anyone out there who can stay calm about this, I want you to put your hand over your heart right now and go get an EKG!…