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[Your waist will automatically start doing 80s steps! Celebrate and dance like crazy for the legendary "megaton voice" Ali Ollie Woodson, who saved The Temptations from their dark ages!] Hey hey hey, all 30 million funk addicts across the country! How's it going, are you still eating plain white rice fueled by basslines? It's your funky & groovy man, Funky Dave Monroe—the kind of guy who hears even the keystrokes on his keyboard clicking away like a 16-beat snare! Out of nowhere, a question. Have you ever experienced a moment where "the vocals were so thick and massive, the elastic in your sweatpants snapped the instant you heard them?" Let me confess the honest truth. Yesterday, while crammed on a rush-hour train, I took a blast of Ali Ollie Woodson's vocals straight through my earphones, and before I knew it, I was nearly breaking out into a full snake dance while clinging to a strap. The cold stares from the salaryman next to me? Non-stop—no way, brushing off stuff like that with delay effects is the true funk way. …