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【Warning: Uncontrollable Hip-Swinging Alert! R&B Heavyweight Tank Teams Up with Funk God Charlie Wilson to Blast the Dancefloor with the Ultimate Banger "Highlight"!】 Hey now, funk addicts of the galaxy, it's time to oil up those stiff knee joints right this second! Tank—the sexy capo of R&B who usually melts hearts with his sweet, honeyed bedroom vocals—has lost his mind (or perhaps received a divine revelation) and dropped a straight-up, four-on-the-floor dance jam guaranteed to scorch the dancefloor to ashes! And the sidekick he brought along is insane. We're talking house and dance music heavyweight producer MK, and none other than our living legend of funk, Uncle Charlie himself—Mr. Charlie Wilson! Honestly, this writer cranked the new track "Highlight" up to max volume on the crowded morning commute train today, and while holding onto the strap, my hips automatically started shaking in an eight-beat rhythm, earning me a double-take from the uncle sitting next to me. It's nothing short of a miracle the cops weren't called. That's how irresistibly magical this groove is!…