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【Your Hips Will Step on Their Own! Hayley Williams Uncorks a "Treasure Trove of Groove" and Triggers a Floor-Killing Rare Track Fest on Her New Tour's Opening Night】 Hey! What's up, funk junkies and beat addicts of the universe? Still selling your soul to the bassline and busting out mysterious dance steps every time you get stuck at a red light? Well, the author here literally just experienced the internal funk halting right in front of a convenience store register, almost sending a pack of silken tofu flying onto the floor with a funky flick of the wrist! Safe! The tofu is fine! Anyway, an agitated author is currently clacking away at the keyboard in a frantic 16-beat rhythm, on the verge of fainting, because some blockbuster news just dropped! Hayley Williams, the frontwoman of Paramore and queen of all earthly steps, has gone and done it! Right on local time, she kicked off her brand-new solo tour, "The Hayley Williams Show," in Palm Beach, Florida, in glorious fashion! She breathed exquisite new life into long-sealed tracks from her past, instantly dropping a funk bomb in the form of live debuts, which is just too much to handle! …