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[From Zeppelin's First Jam Legend to Extreme Slum Corpse Festivals! A Metal Retrospective Summit Dedicated to Blast Beat Addicts] Can't stop your ears from ringing? Bring it on, that's the heartbeat of our rock 'n' roll! What's up, headbangers across the nation. I'm Johnny Thunderstone, the explosive attack captain of JOCOLLA Music News! As usual, thanks to parking myself right in front of the amp and forgetting my earplugs, high frequencies like cicada chirps have become my lifelong best friends. I'm sitting here hammering away at my keyboard today, while straining my cervical vertebrae to the absolute limit. My life is a total failure from a societal standpoint—open my dresser and you'll find nothing but black band T-shirts (and 80% of them feature death metal logos you can't even read). But when I saw the violent and wildly enthusiastic news pouring in from all over the world, I just couldn't help screaming at my desk! …