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【Lower Back Pain Warning: FKJ's Supreme New Track "I Want U" Is Dangerously Overdosed on Groove! Are the Spines of All Mankind Screaming for the September 11 Release of the New Album *Tyber*!?】 Hey, hey, hey, funk addicts, are you all still alive out there?! It's your boy Funky Dave Monroe, the guy whose lower back starts grinding in a 16-beat the moment a bassline drops, even before his hands can hit the keyboard! Put on your headphones right now and make sure there's nothing breakable around you. Vincent Fenton, the modern musical mastermind born in France known as FKJ (French Kiwi Juice), just dropped an insane new track called "I Want U"! Let me make a confession. I first listened to this track this morning during my cramped, packed-train commute, and within just three seconds of the intro, my knees started shaking and waving, and I almost instinctively grabbed the hanging strap like a slap bass so hard that the salaryman next to me gave me a double take. I was this close to having to explain myself at the station master's office, saying, "I'm sorry, I just couldn't stop the funk."…