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[Once the bass persuades you, your hips won't stop moving! Check out Miley's new song "Bass Persuades" & Joy Crookes' stepping hell!] Hey, hey, hey, all my funk-loving, beat-selling-their-soul brothers and sisters, how are we doing?! It’s Funky Dave Monroe! I'm here smashing my keyboard today while fighting auditory hallucinations of basslines once again! Let me confess the honest truth. This morning on a packed train, while listening to the new track and unconsciously throwing down some air slap bass, I was also tapping out ghost notes with my knee, only to catch the salaryman sitting right in front of me staring at me like I was something from another planet. But wait, it's not my fault. The low end, the groove—they're remote-controlling my body all on their own! So today, I’m bringing you super high-tension news about the hottest fresh tracks that will instantly strip away your reason and forcibly drag you straight to the dance floor! …