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Your Hips Will Slip Right Back into '80s NYC! Legendary Cassette Magazine TELLUS Gets a Vinyl Reissue—Brace Yourselves for Liquid Liquid's Killer Groove! Hey, groove-addicted brothers and sisters! It’s your boy Funky Dave Monroe, who headbanged so hard to the funk beat today that my chiropractor looked at me in disbelief and asked, "Were you keeping some weird rhythm again?" Out of nowhere, let me ask y'all a question. You know that feeling when you're listening to music and your hips just start moving uncontrollably way before your brain can even process it? Just this morning, while making toast, I was humming a bassline and my butter-spreading hand turned into a full-on 16th-note slap bass technique, totally pulverizing the slice of bread. For all of humankind infected down to their bones with the groove, a massive funk bomb has just been dropped straight from 1980s New York! The legendary audio cassette magazine TELLUS, which vacuum-packed '80s downtown NYC culture, is officially being reissued as a lavish vinyl anthology! …