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Will Your Hips Shatter on Their Own?! Beyoncé’s Masterpiece B’Day Drops a Massive 20th Anniversary 4-LP Set, Sending Funk Junkies Straight to Heaven Hey everybody! It’s your resident groove addict, Funky Dave Monroe, who just got yelled at by his boss today with a "Could you please stop shaking your leg?!" while furiously slamming on the keyboard to a funk bassline! But listen up! A colossal piece of news just dropped that completely blows away nagging like that with a heavy dose of low-end bass! The global diva—no, the undisputed queen of the groove world, Beyoncé, has just unveiled the full details of a super-luxurious Deluxe Edition celebrating the 20th anniversary of her legendary, funky monster of an album, B’Day! Honestly, the moment I saw the news, I was holding onto a subway strap on my commute and had to fight with every fiber of my being not to bust out into the "Get Me Bodied" steps. Not that I'd care if the salaryman next to me gave me weird looks. I mean, it's B’Day we're talking about!…