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Hips Moving on Their Own: A Massive Emergency! Dexter Story Drops New Track "Mama" Featuring Kamasi Washington and Sudan Archives, Pushing Groove Addicts to the Brink of Collapse!? Hey, groove-addicted brothers and sisters! How are we doing? It's Funky Dave Monroe—the guy who can easily down three bowls of rice just by listening to a funky bassline! This morning, while getting jostled on my usual packed commuter train and checking out new releases, an insanely sublime beat detonated through my earbuds. Without thinking, I busted out a slick slide step while still holding onto the subway strap, prompting the businessman next to me to calmly point out, "Excuse me... you're stepping on my foot." But hey, cut me some slack! If there's a human being on this planet who can stay completely still in the face of this groove, please, bring them to me! Today, I'm bringing you some earth-shattering news that's out to completely destroy your hips! …