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Knee-buckling heavy grooves incoming! Soundgarden to shock fans with a surprise reunion at the NFL season opener halftime show! Hey party people! It’s Funky Dave Monroe, riding a wave of rhythm and grinding my hips way ahead of my writing deadlines! Hold up, hold up, hold up—rhythm freaks across America... scratch that, across the entire globe, clean out your ears and listen up! Legendary grunge heavyweights Soundgarden have shockingly confirmed they’ll be throwing down a miraculous performance at next month’s NFL season opener halftime show!! Honestly, the second this news broke, I let out an involuntary James Brown-style "OWW!" right in the middle of a packed commuter train, earning an instant double-take at my phone screen from the businessman next to me. But forgive me—nobody can stop the swell of this heavy bass! …