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[BREAKING: No Time to "Everybody Dance Now"?! C+C Music Factory Co-Founder Files Shock Lawsuit Against Frontman Over Band Name!] Hey party people!! It's your groove-addicted writer, Funky Dave Monroe—who just slammed his shoulder into a utility pole while busy turning the city noise into funky beats in my head! As always, I'm sitting at my desk battling auditory hallucinations of phantom basslines, but some floor-shaking, shocking news just dropped! Major drama has hit C+C Music Factory—the legendary dance & funk unit that threw clubs and living rooms worldwide into an absolute frenzy in the early '90s, and whose opening horn blast still makes the entire human race go from standing at attention to shaking their hips! Believe it or not, the co-founder of C+C Music Factory has officially sued the frontman over the group’s naming rights and leadership—and things are getting wild! …