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[HR/HM Frenzy Breaking News] Snot signs shock deal for first new album in nearly 30 years! Sweden's pride Wolf announces new record & Richie Faulkner's insane demon-summoning legend—catch it all here! To all the headbangers across the nation whose necks won't stop cracking from headbanging too hard—are you still alive?! I'm Johnny Thunderstone, your rock-obsessed writer whose wardrobe consists entirely of black band tees, and who justifies putting on formal suits for weddings and funerals with "Well, technically this is just Metallica's Black Album mode"! Today, I've got another massive haul of eardrum-shattering, loud-as-hell news fresh from the global metal scene! ---…