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[Tinnitus Warning! KING DIAMOND Makes Moves Eyeing 2026! A Rock Fanatic Screams Metallica-Level Shocking News] Hey, you over there! Got proper ringing in your ears lately?! If you don't hear that high-pitched buzz, it just doesn’t feel like you've soaked up real rock 'n' roll! What's up, I'm Johnny Thunderstone, the veteran writer who spends his life taking amp corners straight to the ribs in the front row of live venues! Today, just like every other day, I dug through my closet clutter... er, my formal attire of legendary band tees, picked out "the least stinky one," and sat down to write this piece! Well, the metal heavyweights are coming for our wallets and neck vertebrae once again. According to Metal Injection, guitar god ANDY LA ROCQUE from horror-metal royalty KING DIAMOND revealed a tentative timeline targeting 2026 for their long-awaited new album! "That's Our Goal. We Have Most Of The Songs"?! Whoa, hold on—most of the tracks are already ready?! Honestly, when I saw this news on a packed commuter train, I almost let out a full-blast falsetto scream that would've completely terrified the office workers around me. I can't wait to immerse myself in that wonderfully eerie world—I'm already setting up my makeup kit by my pillow so I'm ready to roll! And the momentum doesn't stop there—Napalm Death legend Shane Embury is on a tear. MetalSucks reports that he’s dropping a solo album, Bridge to Resolution, on June 5th this year! What kind of explosive noise will the man behind those hyper-speed blast beats unleash on a solo record? Will it be a chaotic mess packed with endless pedals like my own board, or pure, unadulterated brutality? I'm so hyped I can barely sleep at night! …