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Jaw-Dropping News! RUSH Makes a Shocking Return After 11 Years & Joni Mitchell Graces the Stage, While Bob Dylan Randomly Launches a Patreon—Funk Brain in Complete Meltdown!? Hey everybody! It’s time for Funky Dave Monroe, your resident funk addict and party animal whose knees start shaking the second that heavy sub-bass kicks in! The music world tonight is way too groovy and full of information overload! At Canada’s premier music celebration, the Juno Awards, living progressive rock legends RUSH blew everyone away with a surprise comeback performance after 11 long years, while the one and only songstress Joni Mitchell took home a Lifetime Achievement Award and treated us to her singing! ...And if that wasn’t enough, master Bob Dylan sparked utter confusion by randomly launching a Patreon. My brain is in full-blown panic mode with slap bass and clavinet firing on all cylinders! Let’s ride the rhythm and dive right into the truth behind these red-hot headlines! Check it out! …
