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Loud Music Is the Ultimate Prescription! Heavy Metal Saves Lives, Udo Never Stops, and Priest Cries Out for Love [HR/HM Breaking News Flash] Hey, hey, hey! To all the headbangers across the land whose necks never stop cracking—are you alive out there?! It’s your resident rock fool Johnny Thunderstone, cranking the amp up to 11 and dancing with the ringing in my ears again today! Out of nowhere question: go open your closet right now. Nothing but black band tees, right? That special superpower where you can tell which black tee belongs to which band in a split second when hanging out the laundry—every single one of us metalheads comes equipped with that straight from the factory! And for all of us, another avalanche of scorching, brain-melting news has crashed in from around the globe today! --- …