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[Must-Read for Bad Backs: AWB's Electrifying Benefit Live & Parlor Greens' Monster Organ Barrage! The Hip-Shattering Groove Chronicles for Funk Addicts] Hey party people! It’s your funk-addicted writer from JOCOLLA Music News, Funky Dave Monroe! You reading this right now—you’re not sitting up straight and quiet, are you? If you are, stand up right this second, bend your knees, and get ready to bounce to a 16-beat groove! Because some blazing-hot news just dropped that is guaranteed to shatter the hips of funkateers worldwide! Confession time: while brushing my teeth this morning listening to some fresh, heavy grooves, I was shaking my hips so wildly to the snare ghost notes that I almost threw my back out. My toothbrush flew straight into the bathroom mirror, and there I was writhing on the floor foaming at the mouth—yet the rhythm guitar kept relentlessly chopping in my head. That’s the inescapable curse of the funk, baby! …