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[LOUD NOISE WARNING] Dimmu Borgir Announces Evil New Release! Plus Nickelback x Cheetos, Frozen Soul x Robb Flynn, and More Chaos in the HR/HM World Hey hey hey, are everyone's neck bones still intact?! It's your veteran rock maniac Johnny Thunderstone, who's abused his ears in front of venue speakers so much that cicadas buzzing now sound like an open hi-hat! Today, while sitting dutifully in front of my trusty Marshall amp, an avalanche of earth-shattering loud news came pouring in from all over the world! From the kings of pure evil to an unprecedented snack food collab, clean out your ear canals and listen up! --- …