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【[Hip-Shaking Hazard Alert] Bey Bright’s New Track Makes Stepping Inevitable for All Humanity! From Diana Ross’s Birthday Bash to Coco Jones’s Ultimate Glam, Welcome to This Week's Massive Groove Extravaganza!】 Hey, hey, hey, brothers and sisters out there! Did you have your bassline for breakfast this morning too?! It's your writer, Funky Dave Monroe! Let me make an honest confession: this morning while brushing my teeth and checking out new releases, the groove hit so hard that my right arm and hips spontaneously broke into independent polyrhythms, and I ended up furiously scribbling a 16th note in toothpaste across the bathroom mirror. My roommate gave me the coldest look, but hey, it’s fine. When faced with the groove, every human being is completely powerless! So, once again this week, I'm bringing you the hottest news straight from the frontlines of the global funk & soul scene with full-on, sweat-drenched energy! …

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