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[BREAKING: Metal God Descends into Outer Space?! Nickelback Fuses with Snack Food?! This Week’s Metal Scene Is So Chaotic Your Neck Will Snap] Hey, hey, hey! How’s it going, all you headbangers across the nation still nursing that ringing in your ears?! It's your resident rock fanatic Johnny Thunderstone from JOCOLLA Music News—the guy who can’t even wake up in the morning without a blast of raw distortion noise straight to the face! Today, rocking my favorite black band tee (my wife just gave me that look after realizing my entire drawer is literally identical black tees), I'm back to deliver some face-melting news that’ll make you feel like you just shoved your head into a cranked-up amplifier stack! The hard rock and heavy metal scene this week has completely lost its mind. I can't even keep up with all the madness. Let’s dive straight into this chaotic blast!…