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[Loud roars that make your ears rejoice, a must-listen news for all metalheads! From Spiritbox dropping a new track to the re-evaluation of Yngwie Malmsteen, all the way to pitch-black doom by former Type O Negative members, a massive earthquake!] Hey hey hey, do you have enough icing patches for your neck!? It's your resident rock-idiot writer Johnny Thunderstone! I'm sure I'm not the only one who mistook the swaying of this morning's packed train for a sign of a Wall of Death, and braced myself while gripping the strap. To all my beloved headbangers who use the high-pitched "ringing" of their tinnitus as a substitute for standard 440Hz A-note tuning, I am once again delivering top-tier news that will send adrenaline straight through your veins! --- …