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[Hips Automatically Swinging Warning Issued! All Humanity Dancing Wildly to the Supreme Funky Remake Wowed by 90s R&B Legend Shawn Rivera] Hey hey hey, groove addicts of the entire galaxy, are you alive out there?! It’s your writer, Funky Dave Monroe! I’ll confess, right out of the gate. This morning, while brushing my teeth and listening to this new track, I shook my hips a little too violently to the insanely pleasant snare attack and rolling bassline. As a result, I scored a critical hit on the roof of my mouth with the tip of my toothbrush and writhed in agony alone in the bathroom. But I have zero regrets. Because the sound entering my ears was **100% top-grade funk drugs**! Shawn Rivera, founding member of Az Yet—that legendary vocal group that colored the 1990s—has kicked down a brand new door to his solo career, dragging an incredible, top-tier groove right along with him! …